I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
why didn't you poke me back
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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