I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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