We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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