Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
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i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
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Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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