If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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