Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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