did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
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Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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