I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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