why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
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he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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