Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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