I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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