we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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