Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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