I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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