Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
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