3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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