Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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