apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
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i think i recognize dicks better than faces
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
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he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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