singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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