I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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