I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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