another moral hangover. fuck.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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