benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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