I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
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She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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