I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
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There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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