super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
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did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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