whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
It's official drugs can't kill me
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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