Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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