Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
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So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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