Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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