I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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