It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
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That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
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You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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