Whoa Z and x make the same sound
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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