It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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