Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
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