Buhtt sex?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
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Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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