the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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