So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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