I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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