3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
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