You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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