How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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