i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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