my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
