I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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