Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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