but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
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Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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