I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
they're like a gay fantastic four
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Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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