chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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