I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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