Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
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rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
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Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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