Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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