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(517): View more from Michigan

I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up

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(517): View more from Michigan

he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.

(231): View more from Michigan

better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.

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(971): View more from Oregon

I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great

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(703): View more from Virginia

It wasn't my fault.

(330): View more from Ohio

You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.

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