I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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